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Obsidian	Darkon "Achievements"	Lead	[-]
Posts: 49 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 10:10 AM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None I was thinking.. What if Darkon had "achievements" the way X-box Live and some pc games had? How many of these have you done? Leftovers Be the very last person on your side in two teams for 10 or more battles Janitor Kill the very last person on the other team 10 or more battles John Bobbit Have taken 20 or more nut-shots throughout your Darkon career Are you not entertained? Win 5 or more pit fight tournaments with any weapon combo A Series of Unfortunate Events Be the target of 2 or more successful assassination attempts during a single event Rasputin Be target of 2 or more failed assassination attempts during a single event Britney Speared Get stabbed in the boob 10 or more times with a red weapon throughout your Darkon career. Wino Hider Fight during a campout while completely trashed. Can Opener Backstab 2 or more people wearing plate mail during a single "lay on" Potato Peeler Defeat 3 spuds simultaneously Manifest Destiny Win 10 land searches in a row And We Have Lift-off! Knock someone off their feet with a shield bash TUMS Kill someone who's in gaseous form Quality Control Break 3 or more weapons in combat Hot Threesome Kill 3 or more people with a single fireball Robin Hood As an archer, hit your mark 3 times back-to-back during a single "lay on" Sheriff of Nottingham Kill 2 or more archers during a single "lay on" Sir Robin Ran Away As a monster, force a land-searching ranger to flee from combat Character Assassination Assassinate an NPC The Fall of Troy Be at an event where Trelyn has gotten injured. more added soon! Last Edited By: Obsidian Sat, Feb 21, 2009 12:18 PM. Edited 4 times.
Vistariil		#1	[-]
Posts: 371 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 12:04 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	More Nyquil? Good stuff.....
Pockets		#2	[-]
Posts: 25 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 1:34 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ah...the glory of achievements on XBox 360. If this were to happen, how would this be organized or presented? The only thing I see happening is that people keep track of there own achievements and use them as "provs" to show off against other people, as it does on XBox 360. "Dude...I got the Wino Hider during last campout. All I can remember is Brittney Spearing someone, and she John Bobbited the hell outta me." ...What a way to show your Darkon skills, ROFL. <Pockets of Velkyn Velve> <<Praiser to the Moon>> <<<Follower of Loth>>>
Gilwain		#3	[-]
Posts: 551 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 1:58 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Battle consultant: Actually been on the field for a lay on and did not attack another player nor was attacked. Just talkin' bout' Shaft! : three floppy javelin shots in a single battle or adventure. Inner Fat guy: using your lesser weight to unbalance and defeat a much heavier opponant. Incognito athlete: having run down and defeated an obviously more "fit" opponant than yourself. Scale tipper : Having been switched teams the most during a 2 team event. (all day award) Ross Perot: Having geared up to fight the 2 teams, but after seeing the opposition, decided to go back for "something" only to return later. Serial Killer: killing 10 particular enemy types, regardless of teams -Friendly fire counts! (examples include: sketchies, nobles, a particular country, newbies, females,mages.. etc) Frequent flyer: having been the last player alive 3 times a day, soley from fleeing battle. Take Warning
Thrush Svartehjertet		#4	[-]
Posts: 1321 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 2:09 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	This is funny and I'm bored, so here we go: Thrush Svartehjertet Fighter Leftovers Janitor John Bobbit Britney Speared (damn nipple rings) Wino Hider Can Opener (I miss my daggers) Potato Peeler And We Have Lift-off! Quality Control Robin Hood Sheriff of Nottingham The Fall of Troy Just talkin' bout' Shaft! Inner Fat guy Incognito athlete Not bad... I think... Not sure now... Thrush berserk "It's my will, my will is stronger than the other people I play against. I'm going to sacrifice more than anyone else to make a play, I can promise you. And I'm going to hit you so you don't want to play [any] more.'' So you think you're good? Click here to see Forgotten Ones propaganda Click here for a Thrush approved music video
Ignius Maximus		#5	[-]
Posts: 260 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 2:18 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Float like a butterfly: Avoid two or more incoming fireballs directed at you within ten seconds. Sting like a bee: Shoot an arrow at a Mage with an ignited fireball, making him explode. Wood is Good: Mend three shields within one minute. Have fun storming the castle: Win three siege battles in a row. Mostly dead: Be resurrected twice within ten minutes. All dead: Die as you walk out of hades. OMGWTFBBQ: Cast "Destroy Holy Weapon" on Waterfall. Overcompensating: Use more than three different weapons in a single fight. REALLY overcompensating: Use four or more relics at the same time. I only did it to get this achievement: Use the Shield of Deflection for at least a minute. Ignius Maximus Master Mage of Laconia Head of the Combustibles Lab of the Unseen University
Zithuan		#6	[-]
Posts: 73 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 2:40 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I Attack the Darkness! - Get killed by the Wand of Gartan Technicolor Dreamcoat - Have had each Protection Cape cast upon you I only Doggy Paddle - Die by Drowning 3 or more times in 1 event Encino Man - Get Ice Stormed, and wait the full 5 minutes for it to wear off (does not count if battle is over by then) Royal Taster - Have been affected by at least one of each type of poison (Agony, Hallucination, Paralysis, & Death) Bring out the Comfy Chair! - Be subjected to any combination of Truthspeak, Speak with Dead, or Torture 5 times in one day. Retro Achievements: Speed Bump - Stop a Mordomian Land Search Have a Snickers - Be affected by 3 or more Time Stops in 1 day Last Edited By: Zithuan Sat, Feb 21, 2009 2:42 PM. Edited 1 times.
Pockets		#7	[-]
Posts: 26 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 3:18 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	DUDE...WTF?- Get killed by a teammate with fire protection as he/she throws a fireball by his/her feet. God's Kiss- Shoot an arrow at least 50 feet in the air and kill someone. Trigger Happy- Kill 3 people with the same javelin during a single "Lay On." NOT Monk- Deflect 2 javelins during a single "Lay On." God, I Love This Tree- Role play really well when struck by "Nature Love." I Fell and I Can't Get Up- Travel at least half the field size on your knees during a single "Lay On." POP Goes the Weasels- Get hit in the groin twice during a single "Lay On." Juggernaut- Get hit 10 times and not die during a single "Lay On." Possums Revenge- "Feign Death" while taking a hit, then kill the person who hit you during the same "Lay On." <Pockets of Velkyn Velve> <<Praiser to the Moon>> <<<Follower of Loth>>>
Gilwain		#8	[-]
Posts: 552 (Sat, Feb 21, 2009 4:11 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	POP Goes the Weasels- Get hit in the groin twice during a single "Lay On." few other than "skin armored" players and people that actually armor their junk can boast this one. thus making this merit a very prestigeous commendation. I would like to personally ensure that every player in the realm that is eligible, can achieve this goal..... maybe even those that are ineligible too.... just to be sure Take Warning
StormCrow		#9	[-]
Posts: 352 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 8:16 AM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Heh... Leftovers John Bobbit Wino Hider Potato Peeler And We Have Lift Off Quality Control Robin Hood Sheriff of Knottingham The Fall of Troy Sting Like A Bee Overcompensating REALLY Overcompensating I Attack The Darkness (thanks Inox) Encino Man (DAMN YOU FUQWAFFLE) Royal Taster DUDE...WTF God's Kiss God I Love This Tree I Fell And I Can't Get Up Can Opener ....sigh Now I just need to get these Stone Crusher -Kill INOX (teh Ebon Monk) 5 times in one day Grave Robber- Kill 10 nobles in one day Cradle Robber- Kill every spud that comes near you at every battle Collector- Kill Thrush in all of his armor, with his tower shield and all you have is a spear.... Pin Cushion-Get shot by three archers simoutaneosly
Thrush Svartehjertet		#10	[-]
Posts: 1322 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 10:36 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Sting like a bee One of my favorite achievements of all time! Nothing like playing that one back in your mind's theater... Thrush berserk "It's my will, my will is stronger than the other people I play against. I'm going to sacrifice more than anyone else to make a play, I can promise you. And I'm going to hit you so you don't want to play [any] more.'' So you think you're good? Click here to see Forgotten Ones propaganda Click here for a Thrush approved music video
Ignius Maximus		#11	[-]
Posts: 262 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 11:48 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	It's only happened to me once actually...there were a couple of close misses. There was one good one where Inox threw a Gartan spellball that missed me by about an inch--I felt it sweep past my hair--and right after I tossed the fireball right at him. Good times. Ignius Maximus Master Mage of Laconia Head of the Combustibles Lab of the Unseen University
Lord Vodun		#12	[-]
Posts: 348 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 5:30 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Pardon Me... - Distrupt 3 or more spellcasters during a single battle. Is one I think would fit in well... Deputy Royal Constable Taggart A Patrol, 1st Company, Bendorian Guard, Royal Darkon Constabulary Sprout of Moot
Knight of the DEAMON		#13	[-]
Posts: 949 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 5:51 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tears of blood = earned by being in the forgoten ones camp when the kilts are flying free and the boys are roaming wild. Dakkon Blackblade ~ "My power is as vast as the plains, my strength is that of mountains. Each wave that crashes upon the shore thunders like blood in my veins. "~Memoirs One sexy Beast
Karma		#14	[-]
Posts: 416 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 7:13 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Here we go... Rasputin Britney Speared Wino Hider Can Opener Potato Peeler And We Have Lift Off! Sherrif of Nottingham Just talkin'bout Shaft! Inner Fat Guy Serial Killer Float Like A Butterfly All Dead Overcompensating I Attack The Darkness! Encino Man Dude... WTF? NOT Monk I fell and I can't get up POP goes the weasels Possums Revenge Pin Cushion Pardon Me Tears of Blood (god help me...) I only did it to get this achievement Serial Rapist Vengeance from Beyond That's BULLSHIT!! Double Trouble 5 Finger Discount Does the noise in my head bother you? Last Edited By: Karma Tue, Feb 24, 2009 4:27 AM. Edited 1 times.
Psychopompos		#15	[-]
Posts: 2326 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 7:23 PM) Darkon President Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Leftovers Janitor John Bobbit Are you not entertained? Wino Hider Can Opener Potato Peeler Manifest Destiny And We Have Lift-off! Quality Control Robin Hood Sheriff of Nottingham Sir Robin Ran Away The Fall of Troy Battle consultant Just talkin' bout' Shaft! Inner Fat guy Scale tipper Serial Killer Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Have fun storming the castle Mostly dead All dead Overcompensating Technicolor Dreamcoat Encino Man Have a Snickers God's Kiss NOT Monk I Fell and I Can't Get Up POP Goes the Weasels Juggernaut --Lord Inox Elsonáge Thensiur Nightblade and Roué Warriors' Guild Member Elidorian Minister of Trade Force Commander of the Elidorian Army Knight of the King's Guard Knight of the Realm President of Darkon 2007-2009
Iltztafein Derahel del Despana		#16	[-]
Posts: 1686 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 7:29 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Looks pretty full-up, Inox. Now you just have to kill yourself a few times to get whatever that "Kill Inox" award was. ~Iltztafein Derahel del Despana ~~Brother of The Empyrean ~~~Scribe to the Court of King Keldar
MarduX Zulammar of Albion		#17	[-]
Posts: 426 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 9:04 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	John Bobbit Are You Not Entertained? Rasputin Wino Hider Can Opener (if a single life at a campout counts) Potato Peeler (sorry Radiance, it just had to be done) Manifest Destiny TUMS Hot Threesome Sheriff of Nottingham The Fall of Troy Battle Consultant Serial Killer Float Like a Butterfly (it's fun using your 5 steps after holding a spell to dodge things) Wood is Good Mostly Dead Overcompensating I Only Did This To Get This Achievement (haha... waaaayyyy back in the day) Techincolor Dreamcoat Encino Man Royal Taster Bring Out the Comfy Chair NOT Monk POP Goes the Weasels Juggernaut (once again, if a single life at a campout counts) Possum's Revenge Tears of Blood Serial Rapist Vengeance from Beyond Hadouken No Vegetables Don't Drink the Water in Mexico Peace Out Homie Your Own Personal Jesus Wow... I've been around the block. MarduX Zulammar ~The Dancing Elf ~High Merlin of Albion ~Warrior Noble ~Head of the Bardic College ~Apprentice Loremaster of the Celts ~Mender of the Gates Last Edited By: MarduX Zulammar of Albion Tue, Feb 24, 2009 10:42 AM. Edited 2 times.
Obsidian		#18	[-]
Posts: 50 (Mon, Feb 23, 2009 11:55 PM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	General Achievements
Fingers630		#19	[-]
Posts: 2428 (Tue, Feb 24, 2009 10:34 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Gilwain wrote: POP Goes the Weasels- Get hit in the groin twice during a single "Lay On." few other than "skin armored" players and people that actually armor their junk can boast this one. thus making this merit a very prestigeous commendation. I would like to personally ensure that every player in the realm that is eligible, can achieve this goal..... maybe even those that are ineligible too.... just to be sure hehe in Laconia vs Ched war, I had Pain stab me on both thighs, each shot about 1/2 inch from my junk. I think thats about as close as I want to get to this achievement.. My list: Britney Speared Wino Hider Can Opener Potato Peeler Manifest Destiny And We Have Lift-off! TUMS Hot Threesome Robin Hood Sheriff of Nottingham Sir Robin Ran Away The Fall of Troy Battle consultant Incognito athlete Serial Killer Frequent flyer Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Have fun storming the castle: Mostly dead OMGWTFBBQ…..was tempted, but even I am not that big of a dick Overcompensating I only did it to get this achievement I Attack the Darkness! Technicolor Dreamcoat Have a Snickers NOT Monk God, I Love This Tree Possums Revenge Fingers the Rogue Queen of the Silly People Co-Founder of the Order of the Ridiculously Silly Mantle ___________________________________________________________________________________ Yah know, when the government takes away our guns, and enimies attack our land, the people of Darkon, with their sword skills, will save us.
kobalos		#20	[-]
Posts: 759 (Thu, Feb 26, 2009 10:52 AM) Darkonian Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I dig the icons! Like I need more shit in my sig block... Κόβᾱλος Lieutenant Royal Constable Kobalos of Moot, Commanding 1st Company, Bendorian Guard, Royal Darkon Constabulary Bursar, First Darkon Trust

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